How To Pass a Marijuana Test
In this video you see how to pass a piss test for marijuana. The best way to pass a test for pre-employment (pre employment tests can NOT be monitored by law). If your employer forces to watch you pee then I suggest speaking to a lawyer and taking legal action against the company. They may (depending on your state) be violating your civil rights and you could possibly lodge a class action suit against them. So, for pre employment tests the best way to pass is by purchasing some freeze dried pee. It is widely available online and this will assure that the test will turn up negative. Detoxifying teas and drinks are pretty much worthless, they are unreliable and don’t assure the results. The best way to beat a test is through dilution. That basically means you’ve got to drink loads of water (be careful not to drink too much as drinking too much water can be detrimental to your health) , but the chemists who analyze your pee aren’t stupid, they are well aware that many are trying to beat the tests, so that means you’ve got to replace the chemicals and look of normal pee so you don’t raise any red flags. The video above is a great tutorial on how to pass a marijuana test and has worked for literally hundreds of thousands of people. The lab specialists who are looking for those trying to beat a test look for four major markers. They are #1 The color of your pee #2 Temperature #3 Density #4 Creatinine . If you can fake these then you’re golden.
For those who think it is a bad idea to help people beat a drug test then I will offer the following information. Drug tests only really test for marijuana. Now you may be thinking “Hey, that’s not true I know they test for Cocaine and other drugs” Well, this is somewhat true, but coke and heroin and all the other hard drugs leave your system within only a few days. So you could be a hardcore meth user for ten years, and then just not use for three or four days, drink lots of water, and boom, you’ll pass a drug test. Meanwhile frequent marijuana users can have THC detected for up to 30 days. So essentially the vast majority of all the people effected by drug tests are just marijuana users, which are, ironically the least likely to show any ill effects of their use on the job. For this reason I have provided the information above as to how anyone can pass a marijuana test as well. Fuck em.
Amphetamines (Biphetamine, Black Beauties, Crosses, Dexedrine, Hearts), 1-2 days
Anabolic steroids (Stanzolol, Stanazolol, Nandrolene; Steroids, Roids, Juice), oral- up to 3 weeks; injected- up to 3-6 months and more
Barbiturates (Amytal, Nembutal, Seconal, Phenobarbital; Barbs), 2-3 days
Benzodiazepines (e.g., Ativan, Halcion, Librium, Rohypnol, Valium; Roofies, Tranks, Xanax), most, 2-3 days; a few, 4-8 days
Cocaine (Candy, Coke, Crack, Flake, Rocks, Snow, Whitecoat), (Candy, Coke, Crack, Flake, Rocks, Snow, Whitecoat), 1-2 days
Codeine (e.g., Fiorinal w/codeine, Robitussin A-C, Empirin w/codeine, Tylenol w/codeine, 1-2 days
GHB (G, Grievous Bodily Harm, Goob, Liquid Ecstasy, Liquid X), 1-2 days
Heroin (Horse, Smack), 1-2 days
Inhalants, just a few hours
Ketamine (K, Kit Kat, Special K, Vitamin K), 2-4 days
LSD (Acid, Blotter, Microdot, Yellow sunshine), a few hours or up to 5 days
Marijuana (Bud, Blunt, Grass, Herb, Pot, Reefer, Sinsemilla, Smoke, Weed), 2-5 days (the daily, heavy user can sometimes be detected up to 30+ days)
MDMA (Ecstasy), 1-5 days
Methadone, 1-7 days
Methamphetamines (Crank, Crystal, Desoxyn, Glass, Ice, Speed), 2-4 days
Methaqualone (Ludes, Quaaludes), 10-15 days
Nicotine (Cigarettes, Cigars, Habitrol patch, Nicorette gum, Nicotrol spray, Prostep patch; Smokeless tobacco, Snuff, Spit tobacco), 1-2 days
Opiates (i.e., Opium: China, Dreams, Laudanum, Paregoric; Dover’s Powder), 1-2 days
Oxycodone (OxyContin, Percolone, Roxicodone), 1-2 days
PCP (Angel Dust, Boat, Hog, Love Boat), 1-8 days
