“The Next Episode”
(feat. Nate Dogg, Snoop Dogg)

[Snoop Dogg]
La-da-da-da-dahh
It’s the motherfucking D-O-double-G (SNOOP DOGG!)
La-da-da-da-dahh
You know I’m mobbin’ with the D.R.E.
(YEAH YEAH YEAH
You know who’s back up in this MOTHERFUCKER!)
What what what what?
(So blaze the weed up then!)
Blaze it up, blaze it up!
(Just blaze that shit up nigga, yeah, ’sup Snoop??)

Top Dogg, bite ‘em all, nigga burn the shit up
D-P-G-C my nigga turn that shit up
C-P-T, L-B-C, yeah we hookin’ back up
And when they bang this in the club baby you got to get up
Thug niggas drug dealers yeah they givin’ it up
Lowlife, yo’ life, boy we livin’ it up
Takin’ chances while we dancin’ in the party for sure
Slip my hoe a forty-fo’ and she got in the back do’
Bitches lookin’ at me strange but you know I don’t care
Step up in this motherfucker just a-swangin’ my hair
Bitch quit talkin’, Crip walk if if you down with the set
Take a bullet with some dick and take this dope from this jet
Out of town, put it down for the Father of Rap
And if yo’ ass get cracked, bitch shut yo’ trap
Come back, get back, that’s the part of success
If you believe in the X you’ll be relievin’ your stress

[Snoop] La-da-da-da-dahh
[Dre] It’s the motherfuckin’ D.R.E. (Dr. Dre MOTHERFUCKER!)
[Snoop] La-da-da-da-dahhh
[Dre] You know I’m mobbin’ with the D-O-double-G

[Dr. Dre]
Straight off the fuckin’ streets of C-P-T
King of the beats you ride to em in your Fleet (Fleetwood)
or Coupe DeVille rollin’ on dubs
How you feelin’ whoopty=whoop nigga whut?
Dre and Snoop chronicled out in the ‘llac
with Doc in the back, sippin’ on ‘gnac (yeah)
Clip in the strap, dippin’ through hoods (what hoods?)
Compton, Long Beach, Inglewood!
South Central out to the Westside (wessyde)
It’s California Love, this California bud got a nigga gang of pub
I’m on one, I might bail up in the Century Club
with my jeans on, and my team strong
Get my drink on, and my smoke on
Then go home with, something to poke on (what’s up bitch?)
Loc it’s on for the two-triple-oh
Comin’ real, it’s the next episode…

[Nate Dogg]
Hold up, hey
for my niggas who be thinkin’ we soft
We don’t, play
We gonna’ rock it ’til the wheels fall off
Hold up, hey
for my niggas who be actin’ too bold
Take a, seat
Hope you ready for the next episode
HeyyyeyyyeEYEYyyyEYYYY….
…. smoke weed everyday!

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The unbelievable talents of Beardyman combines stand-up comedy, spoken word, freestyle and an unbelievable vocabulary of beats which never cease to spit sickness.

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Stoned Songs #2 is givin some more of that southern style for yall <3

lil boosie smokin on purple

Getto Boyz - Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

South Park Mexicans-I Must Be High

Lil Wyte - Get High

Samurai Bloccstah- Marijuana Sicclone feat. Suave Chocolat

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Kat Williams is widely known for his unbelievably funny weed laced comedy acts. In this video we see Kat’s most famous marijuana comedy routine remixed by DJ Steve Porter.

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Ingenious hip hop song utilizing the beautiful lyrical nature of Dr Seuss’ children’s books. Yeah, we be smellin that cat nip dawg. w3rd XD

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Chill out now. We all know yall are searching for the best songs to listen to while your’e stoned. No Stess. We on top of it. Introducing Stoned Songs. Boooooyakahasha!

Three Six Mafia - Where is the Bud

three six mafia- hennessey $ hydro chopp up

Project Pat - Blunt to my lips

Project Pat - Smoke and Get High

Smokin Big kill: Ludacris FT. Shawnna DJ Drama

If you got some favorite tracks let us know homey! Click the submission link up on the top left! If you make music about smoking weed, even better! We love to support all yall strugglin to get some love on tha net. We’ll hook ya up.

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Part 1.

Part 2.

Awesome collection of weed smoking songs and anthems. Where is the bud, we looking for tha bud! SO many hits it’s hard to encapsulate!!!

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Ok. So. This is the big one. You’ve just rolled up some of the best weed that you’ve got in a long time. But you’re looking for some new tracks to listen to while you get totally stoned. Well. This list is made specifically with you in mind. If you’ve ever wondered what are the best songs to listen to while smoking marijuana then you can sit back. light up a joint and enjoy the megalist. The Top ten songs to listen to while smoking marijuana. This is not to be confused with the top ten songs involving marijuana. Which you can find here.

Oh yeah. And if you don’t like my songs. Then make your own list.

10. Modest Mouse - Float On (live)

9. Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers: It’s Good To Be King

8. Higher Than The Sun : Primal Scream

7. No Quarter : Led Zeppelin

6. Nuthin But a G Thang : Dr Dre

5. Everything in It’s Right Place : Radiohead

4. Slow Ride: Foghat

3. Shine On You Crazy Diamond: Pink Floyd

2. Sweet Leaf : Black Sabbath

1. Purple Haze : Jimi Hendrix

Add your songs in the comments below!

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So, making fun of medical marijuana patients is definitely not cool. But goddam this chorus is fucking sick. It’s a Bird it’s a plane it’s montel chilliams! For those of you who don’t know Montel Williams uses medical marijuana to alleviate symptoms associated with multiple sclerosis and is a strong advocate for medical marijuana.

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Portman: I don’t sleep mother f***er
off that yak and durban
doin’ 120 gettin’ head while I’m swervin’

Seth Meyers: D**n Natalie you a crazy chick

Portman: Yo shut the f*** up and suck my d**k
I bust in dudes mouth like gushers mother f***er
roll up on NBC and smack the s**t outta Jeff Zucker

Guys: What you want Natalie
Portman: to drink and fight
Guys: what you need Natalie
Portman: to f*** all night

Don’t test when I’m crazy on that airplane glue
put my foot down your throat
till you s**t in my shoe
leave you screaming
pay for my dry cleaning
f*** your man
It’s my name that he’s screamin’

Parnell: I’m sorry Natalie, but are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated?
Portman: I never said I was a role model.
Parnell: What about the kids that look up to you? Do you have a message for them?

Portman: All the kids lookin’ up to me can suck my d**k
It’s Portman mother f***er
drink till I’m sick
slit your throat
and poor nitrous down the hole
watch you laugh and cry
while I laugh you die
and all the dudes
you know I’m talkin to you
Guys: we love you natalie
Portman: I wanna f*** you too
P is for portman
P is for
i’ll kill your f**in dog for fun so don’t push me

Parnell: Well, Natalie I’m surprised. All this from a Harvard graduate.
Portman: Well there’s a lot you may not know about me.
Parnell: Really? Such as?

When I was in Harvard
I smoked weed every day
I cheated every test
and snorted all the yay
I gotta a def posse
and you gotta buncha dudes
I sit down on your face and take a s**t

Andy Samberg: Natalie you are a bad ass biiiiiiiitch (hell yeah!)
and I always pay for your dry cleanin
when my s**t gets in your shoe
as for the drug use
well I can vouch for that
my d**k is scared of you
girl

Parnell: Okie-doke. One final question, if you steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood, who would it–

(Portman throws chair at Parnell)
Portman: No more questions

What!

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