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Sarah Silverman – I Love you More

Posted by admin On March - 4 - 2009

I love you more than bears love honey
I love you more than Jews love money
I love you more than Asians are good at math
I love you even if it’s not hip
I love you more than black people don’t tip
I love you then Puerto Ricans need baths

I love you more than girls love dolls
I love you more than dogs love balls
I love you more than the white stuff in a zit
I love you Like Gary Busey
I love you more than dykes love pussy
I love you more than my aftershow monster bong hit

Jewish people driving German cars
Jewish people driving German cars
Jewy people buying German cars
What the cock is that shit?

But maybe it’s like Take Back the Night
Maybe it’s like how bleeding hearts grow old and swing to the right
Maybe it’s like when a faggot calls himself a faggot

Jewish people driving german cars
It’s the opposite of FUBU…
But maybe it’s Patty Herst siding with her kiddnappers
Maybe it’s South African miner-killing diamond-wearing gangster rappers
Maybe it’s like when black guys call each other niggers

Cha-cha-cha

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