Do Glass Pipes, Incense Prove Teens Are Practicing Shamanism?

Hilarious parody from the onion about whether or not teen use of glass pipes and incense prove that they are practicing shamanism.

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This guy in Texas got busted for assaulting a police officer, as part of his sentence he had to do community service. So he supposedly baked a bunch of cookies and delivered them as gift baskets for Mothers Against Drunk Driving to the Police. I’m still wondering how can you field test a cookie to see if there’s LSD in it? That claims seems a bit fishy.

Update!

As it turns out, the cookies were tested independently by a lab, and get this, There was nothing in them! I feel bad for this kid now. This goes to show that we shouldn’t believe everything we see in the media at first glance. Just another case of idiot cops, and a kid who was just doing his community service. By the way. The charges against him have been dropped.

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Montel Williams lights up after the Sheriff advizes him that’s it’s apparently no problem in Maine. He remarks “Montel, Why Don’t you just take your medicine” at which point Montel sits down and lights up. He was speaking to the fact that he was in serious pain, and this cumberland sheriff seemed to empathize with his situation.

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I’m with chubbs and tang. From personal experience, if you hold in a hit longer you will get higher. It makes sense because the THC will have a longer time to absorb into your blood through your lungs. I also know that it’s common among rastas to blow the smoke out through their nose which is also makes sense because there are blood vessels along the membrane of your nose which can also absorb THC.

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The Smoke Buddy is a hand held charcoal filter which hides the smell of marijuana smoke. If for some reason you need to conceal the smell of weed, then the smoke buddy is what you’ve been looking for. This is basically a 2.0 version of the “muff puff”. A Muff Puff is simple to make. You just stuff the inside of a toilet paper roll full of dryer sheets. It works amazingly well. When you exhale you don’t see any smoke. There is a lingering of some smell in the air but it’s indiscernible. For the most part, the danky smell of even strong marijuana will be covered up. If you combine it with some incense or some sort of an aerosol odor neutralizer you’ll be completely golden. The Smoke Buddy takes it to a whole new level and using charcoal filters to actually clean the smoke, whereas the old “muff puffs” would just attempt to cover the smell (plus a lot naturally get’s absorbed into the fibers of the dryer sheets.) These smoke buddy things actually work!

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