Robbie Williams says he loved smoking cannabis – but had to stop because the drug made him fat.

Apparently Williams would get a mad case of the munchies after taking loads of bong hits. More proof that Medical Marijuana actually works No need to do any more tests to see if marijuana increases appetite among chemo patients. Just ask Robbie Williams! lol

Williams, 36, who still considers himself an alcoholic has widely decried alcohol as something that ruined his life. However he recently referred to cannabis as a “lovely drug” which unfortunately didn’t “mix well with me”. Didn’t mix with what? You eating an entire box of twinkies at 3 am? Chub Rock

Williams went on to further talk about his “year of the munchies” and stated “Did you see me last year? Have a look at last year. Yep. Year of the Munchie 2009.”

“Weed, it’s such a lovely drug. It is such a lovely drug. But it doesn’t mix well with me – at all.”

“It doesn’t take much to trigger – I mean, I’ll get psychosis from having this cup of tea!”

“Seriously. The caffeine in that’s enough. Yeah. A cup of tea will make me feel like shit.”

“But it’s just a shame about weed, because I did love it.”

Here’s a hint Robbie. Put down the twinkies, not the bong! And you won’t get FAT!

Prohibitionists and Anti-Drug government funded bureaucrats threw around their fake rage and sound bites as usual talking about how it was a travesty that a role model like Williams would say that marijuana was a “wonderful, lovely drug”. You can see one of these idiot sycophants at the end of this video. Touting the usual bullshit about how marijuana use leads to psychosis (something which has been recently completely debunked by the scientific community)

Ironically enough Williams was sent into rehab not for use of marijuana but instead of PRESCRIPTION drugs which he had become addicted to. So let me get this right. This story is about how marijuana made robbie williams get fat, and then they talk about how this is terrible. Meanwhile, the man is addicted to prescription drugs and there isn’t even a mention of them. Why not make a piece about how Valium or OxyContin ruins people’s lives? Perhaps they refuse because pharmaceutical companies or some of the biggest advertisers on television. How about making a segment about how McDonalds, and High Fructose Corn Syrup make you fat? Oh no, can’t say anything bad about junk food or soft drinks, don’t want to upset the advertisers. it’s the weed. yep. Weed makes you fat. lol

Bunch of fucking morons.

In this video you see how to pass a piss test for marijuana. The best way to pass a test for pre-employment (pre employment tests can NOT be monitored by law). If your employer forces to watch you pee then I suggest speaking to a lawyer and taking legal action against the company. They may (depending on your state) be violating your civil rights and you could possibly lodge a class action suit against them. So, for pre employment tests the best way to pass is by purchasing some freeze dried pee. It is widely available online and this will assure that the test will turn up negative. Detoxifying teas and drinks are pretty much worthless, they are unreliable and don’t assure the results. The best way to beat a test is through dilution. That basically means you’ve got to drink loads of water (be careful not to drink too much as drinking too much water can be detrimental to your health) , but the chemists who analyze your pee aren’t stupid, they are well aware that many are trying to beat the tests, so that means you’ve got to replace the chemicals and look of normal pee so you don’t raise any red flags. The video above is a great tutorial on how to pass a marijuana test and has worked for literally hundreds of thousands of people. The lab specialists who are looking for those trying to beat a test look for four major markers. They are #1 The color of your pee #2 Temperature #3 Density #4 Creatinine . If you can fake these then you’re golden.

For those who think it is a bad idea to help people beat a drug test then I will offer the following information. Drug tests only really test for marijuana. Now you may be thinking “Hey, that’s not true I know they test for Cocaine and other drugs” Well, this is somewhat true, but coke and heroin and all the other hard drugs leave your system within only a few days. So you could be a hardcore meth user for ten years, and then just not use for three or four days, drink lots of water, and boom, you’ll pass a drug test. Meanwhile frequent marijuana users can have THC detected for up to 30 days. So essentially the vast majority of all the people effected by drug tests are just marijuana users, which are, ironically the least likely to show any ill effects of their use on the job. For this reason I have provided the information above as to how anyone can pass a marijuana test as well. Fuck em.

Amphetamines (Biphetamine, Black Beauties, Crosses, Dexedrine, Hearts), 1-2 days

Anabolic steroids (Stanzolol, Stanazolol, Nandrolene; Steroids, Roids, Juice), oral- up to 3 weeks; injected- up to 3-6 months and more

Barbiturates (Amytal, Nembutal, Seconal, Phenobarbital; Barbs), 2-3 days

Benzodiazepines (e.g., Ativan, Halcion, Librium, Rohypnol, Valium; Roofies, Tranks, Xanax), most, 2-3 days; a few, 4-8 days

Cocaine (Candy, Coke, Crack, Flake, Rocks, Snow, Whitecoat), (Candy, Coke, Crack, Flake, Rocks, Snow, Whitecoat), 1-2 days

Codeine (e.g., Fiorinal w/codeine, Robitussin A-C, Empirin w/codeine, Tylenol w/codeine, 1-2 days

GHB (G, Grievous Bodily Harm, Goob, Liquid Ecstasy, Liquid X), 1-2 days

Heroin (Horse, Smack), 1-2 days

Inhalants, just a few hours

Ketamine (K, Kit Kat, Special K, Vitamin K), 2-4 days

LSD (Acid, Blotter, Microdot, Yellow sunshine), a few hours or up to 5 days

Marijuana (Bud, Blunt, Grass, Herb, Pot, Reefer, Sinsemilla, Smoke, Weed), 2-5 days (the daily, heavy user can sometimes be detected up to 30+ days)

MDMA (Ecstasy), 1-5 days

Methadone, 1-7 days

Methamphetamines (Crank, Crystal, Desoxyn, Glass, Ice, Speed), 2-4 days

Methaqualone (Ludes, Quaaludes), 10-15 days

Nicotine (Cigarettes, Cigars, Habitrol patch, Nicorette gum, Nicotrol spray, Prostep patch; Smokeless tobacco, Snuff, Spit tobacco), 1-2 days

Opiates (i.e., Opium: China, Dreams, Laudanum, Paregoric; Dover’s Powder), 1-2 days

Oxycodone (OxyContin, Percolone, Roxicodone), 1-2 days

PCP (Angel Dust, Boat, Hog, Love Boat), 1-8 days

Absolutely astonishing re-cut of the Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory trailer as if Willy were a drug dealer.

Jesse Ventura wants to legalize marijuana and decriminalize weed so users don’t go to prison.

BBC Covers the lax marijuana laws in canada terribly

And then moves on to the big issue. TERRORISM! Ahhhhhh!!!!!

This sort of logic is the latest desperate attempt to villainize weed. They tried with the commercial velow back in the day (trying to link marijuana use and terrorism), and failed as well since everyone knows what a load of bullshit it is. Fucking morons. How about, what if these smugglers were paid to smuggle elephant tusks into the states! You know they would for the right price! Save the elephants, Get tough on pot! Better yet, How about “Goldfish have left Lincoln Logs in my sock drawer!”;)

And something to clean the palette from all that nonsense